I watched a couple videos about this and procrastinated because Sharry had sent up a new spike and I really didn't want to shock it while it was flowering. However, it also had that leaf yellowing and one leaf looking a bit accordion-like, so I wanted to get a look at its roots and put it in a clear pot. I discovered Cat had dropped off orchid mulch in addition to compost worms a year or so ago when she moved. The kid's mac n cheese came in a pot that looked just about orchid-sized. So I screwed a bunch of holes into it for ventilation. I decided to try to reconstitute the mulch a little bit in a wheelbarrow full of rainwater since oncidiums are evidently more water-loving than other orchids. Then began pulling the moss off the orchid. Its roots were actually looking pretty full and lively compared to the youtube videos. This took longer than expected-- maybe an hour (fast forwarded to just a couple seconds in the videos). By the time I had it pretty clean and trimmed, the mulch had disbursed all over the wheel barrow and my kid was wandering around the front yard unsupervised. Desperate, I plopped the orchid in the pot and reached for a bowl of orbeez hydro beads she had gotten for Christmas instead of messy getting everywhere mulch I wasn't sure would squeeze into the pot with all these healthy roots I hadn't expected. I hope this works!
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
#29 Repot an Orchid
I watched a couple videos about this and procrastinated because Sharry had sent up a new spike and I really didn't want to shock it while it was flowering. However, it also had that leaf yellowing and one leaf looking a bit accordion-like, so I wanted to get a look at its roots and put it in a clear pot. I discovered Cat had dropped off orchid mulch in addition to compost worms a year or so ago when she moved. The kid's mac n cheese came in a pot that looked just about orchid-sized. So I screwed a bunch of holes into it for ventilation. I decided to try to reconstitute the mulch a little bit in a wheelbarrow full of rainwater since oncidiums are evidently more water-loving than other orchids. Then began pulling the moss off the orchid. Its roots were actually looking pretty full and lively compared to the youtube videos. This took longer than expected-- maybe an hour (fast forwarded to just a couple seconds in the videos). By the time I had it pretty clean and trimmed, the mulch had disbursed all over the wheel barrow and my kid was wandering around the front yard unsupervised. Desperate, I plopped the orchid in the pot and reached for a bowl of orbeez hydro beads she had gotten for Christmas instead of messy getting everywhere mulch I wasn't sure would squeeze into the pot with all these healthy roots I hadn't expected. I hope this works!
Sunday, December 19, 2021
#22 Use an EV charging station
Completed during date night 12/17/21. We used the PlugShare app to research where to find chargers. Both spots were open when we arrived. I downloaded Chargepoint to handle payment. The app says I charged for 47 mins, 4.6 kwh, and it cost $1.15. Not bad for a day of putting to swim school and a few short errands.
That said, for a big drive, like up to the grandparent's in gridlock with the AC or seat warmers on, and definitely needing a recharge to get home, I would say the range anxiety is still real. Many of the spots on PlugShare have negative reviews about not working and even though SoCal is probably one of the more populous charging station places, there weren't any spots in easy walking distance from the 'grands (or even around here for that matter), even if all of them were 100% reliable and available. And it took about the equivalent of my drive time on errands today to get the car back up to full which would be super tricky to handle for a big charge with a toddler in tow, even if you happened to find an open rockstar parking spot at Whole Foods or similar. Hubby says there is a kit for about $3K we could buy to speed up the charge, but I think for now, we're OK skipping it. If his work ever makes him go back, there are charging stations there. In terms of savings, I'd rather we focus on tracking down the title from the dealership so that we can enroll in a cheaper electric rate plan and/or claim tax refunds for our vehicle purchase before embarking on super charging options.
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
#28 Procure a penpal (in progress)
12/14/21. The Daily Connoisseur penpal program came through for me! I've drafted a 4 pager (printed) for my contact. I'm not sure if she got me or if it will turn out I have two. I ordered 3 photos from CVS to include with it. This first note is so much backstory highlights I worry it will sound too braggy and like I am always up to fun adventurous things. Nah, that's just 10 years of highlight reel compressed into a couple paragraphs. We'll see how it goes!
12/27/21. I got a letter back! I saw it sticking out of the mailbox in the pouring rain and ran out there. and because it is the holiday and hubby is super nice helping to supervise the kid, I wrote her back a 3 page reply straight away. The kid and I went on a very bracing bike ride through some sun-rain to put it in the UPS mail drop (our box is not very water proof) and return some library books.
2/7/22. I also picked up a second international penpal who says she has gotten my letter, but I am still waiting to hear from her. Postage to EU (3 forever stamps) seems to take about 2 weeks.
8/7/22. Both penpals are going strong! I've learned how to dwell a bit on letters from VA penpal to keep from overwhelming velocity of replies. I've also found stationary templates on etsy for decoration and started coloring them in with mixed effect. Also acquired a fountain pen. Penmanship has not improved dramatically.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
#21 Jeans that fit like a glove (in progress)
12/5/2021
Alright, this is tricky. My one pair of jeans (Lucky Ava Super Skinny) falls at least 1" below my navel and creates some really unflattering muffin top with its 9" in front 13.75" in back rise. I had been loyal to Lucky since college when a guy-friend commented on the Easter egg of a fly with the label "Lucky You." But with the skinny jean craze, Lucky stopped making my go-to bootcut Lil Maggies and I had trouble finding them for $20 on ebay. It also seemed like the vanity sizing was in play so I could no longer precisely set my size. I might be a 4, I might be a 2 depending on how vintage the jeans were. Now the trend was moving out of skinny and into higher-wasted more relaxed fits, so why not explore more broadly?
I hit youtube for some advice on finding good-fitting Jeans. Some of my favorites:
I think Alexandra mentioned a Mother style as being her absolute favorite, so then I became fixated on figuring out where I could try Mothers on since $200 is *steep* for just buying something sight-unseen and hoping that the return policy is pretty generous. It looks like Nordstrom and Bloomingdale's carry these, but I couldn't find a guarantee on their site they would have my size(s) in stock in a style that didn't work at cross purposes. I wanted something in a dark wash, high rise, without a lot of whiskering, without a lot of fraying or unnecessary holes, straight or bootcut.
Ultimately, I wussed out on designer labels from department stores, dreading the pressure to buy something even if it isn't perfect. That's what got me into this fix with the Ava's. I did end up online splurging on retro hanky panky thongs Alex and a few others mentioned as being helpful for instant shapewear. Bonus that these one sizers fit sizes 0-12 so no guesswork about whether I have a wedgie because I botched the size or they don't work for my shape. These were surprisingly comfortable and such a hit with hubby, he bought me several more on his own initiative. I haven't had these long enough to comment on the onerousness of handwashing (first wear, I threw them in a cloth produce bag and ran through wash on delicate). I do love the idea of hanging out lacy lengerie as if I'm a MILF.
In searching Reddit for BIFL jeans, several people begged us not to buy over-priced denim from department stores and many mentioned that elastic in most jeans blends is what starts to bag out and undermine the fit. That if you are willing to go through the break in hassle, 100% cotton was the way to go. To check out rawdenim subreddit -- which I found to be too dude-focused and way more specific info than I wanted. Fortunately, a couple people suggested the tldr was to look at something super traditional like a Levi's 501. This came with its own set of caveats-- some washes have elastic in the blend, others don't. The 501's also come in a bunch of fits from skinny, stretch, shorts, cropped. That jeans in the outlets aren't BIFL quality and to check out the "premium" Levi's line. I couldn't discern much different between the two lines beyond price point for the cropped version. There was no non-premium version in original length. Premium crops listed the leg opening size and listed "imported" vs. "Cambodia." The cropped 26" inseam might be a good idea for a shortie with a long torso like me. My everyday skinnies measure 24." Pause here to question whether I'm off track on the original objective as I'm watching Emily Mariko's struggles of non-stretch denim video. I'm signing up for something classic that checks the beausage box, but it is going to be *really* uncomfortable to break in and possibly routinely after washing. Button flies for someone with an urgency problem? I dunno, but at more like $100/pair let's give it a shot. Especially after my mostly-positive experience with Amazon try before you buy for bra fit (kept 1, returned 5, have a new favorite front closure racerback and much more confidence in what my size is).
So I found myself filling an Amazon try-before you buy cart with 501's and similar. I'll leave notes to myself for what I'm trying to learn here:
#27 40 "plain" Kean coffees (in progress)
12/5/2021
The inspiration behind this item is my tendency to order very sweet specialty beverages at Kean. They are tasty and beautiful, but I think they undermine the benefits I would have seen from intermittent fasting (delaying breakfast to 9 or 10). I also find that I'm moodier and more interested in snacking after that hit of sugar. There are also a few days where the barista backlog is so long I feel I've wasted my time waiting 15 minutes + for a specialty drink when drip would have been available asap. I remember waiting behind Yvette and being slightly envious she could tear out of the shop with her plain coffee and get on with her other errands. The last time I went, I found that the urine smell of new mulch in the landscape was so terrible, I wouldn't have picked up the nuance of whatever roast was on offer that day. I also sometimes find that people start smoking on the patio which also dulls the enjoyment. Maybe this will motivate me to move immediately or just not sit there if the ambient smells will detract from the experience.
So my plan to break this sweets habit but continue to support this awesome local business and have a 3rd space I can go to when I drop the kid off at preschool is to buy a $150 Kean gift card and use it only for drip coffee. I may also grab info about the types of coffees I'm tasting while I'm there. I've cycled on and off cutting back on caffeine and sweet drinks in the past. For a while I was buying cortados to try to lose some of the mom weight, but a few rocky poor sleep days with no breakfast and I found myself wanting to treat myself to the fancy beverages again. I think giving myself an "out" of being allowed to buy a croissant or fancy beverage with a credit card will help. It also helps for approximate tracking to know that $150 should cover slightly more than 40 drips depending on the size and how much I tip (15% to $1). Let's hope this works!
12/7/2021: Kean card purchased with much self-conscious delay and the LastTM Borgia for Here I'll be having for a while. I also met an 81 year old retired oil & gas Dude ("twice your age... I'd guess you're about 41" (he was over by 3 years, I said, "but I've been out in the sun a lot" as an understatement for the year training for an IMAZ), Del who stopped by to talk at length about subjects that might make others uncomfortable (Montana small town mores vs. anonymity of SoCal, courting older Vietnamese ladies, topless cafes, the book he is reading about a gas station owner who also fathered a lot of children of rich famous Hollywood celebs). Married to his second wife 35 years. I asked his secret, only 5 years into my own marriage and wondering about how this all worked with the topless cafes, and got a vague "hard to keep a man faithful, but some do it." Then he sauntered off.
12/14/2021: I have one day of plain joe behind me and one splurge day today on a fancy beverage. It was pouring rain, so I wanted to feel justified sitting inside, hunkering down to type a letter to my brand new penpal. If I was going to snack on a croissant, why not go for broke? I did want to try the Tanzania that was on offer though as Jane Goodall mentioned shade grown Tanzanian coffee helping to protect Gombe habitat. Oh well.
10/19- learned from the roaster that South American is more smooth like milk chocolate. Africa is more flavorful like dark chocolate. Went with a Kenya Karatina (mostly picturing distance runners with sustainable livelihoods). " Hops and vanilla aromas, a thick, full body and sparkling lime acidity. Flavors of dark chocolate, blackberry jam, malt, and molasses. Long and juicy finish with grapefruit and cinnamon notes."
Thursday, December 2, 2021
#14 Gardening Presentation en Espanol (in progress)
Larrea tridentata, creosote, se llama la gobernadora porque nigunos otros plantas puede cresca vecino. No tienen sufficiente agua. Los flores son pequeno y amarillo. Me gusta el olor de esta planta, "hediondilla." Creo que como la terrario de mi iguana cuando era una chica. Otros dice el olor es como la lluvia en la deserto. Esta planta puede estar muy vieja, tiene trenta o noventa annos. Gentes toman gobernadora para muchas remedias pero me preocupa de danar mis higado o los rinones.
Malezas urbanas comestibles (probado en enero en el sur de California)
- Sonchus oleraceus - cerraja/cerrajon/sow thistle. Las hojas para verdura o ensalada.
- Tradescantia fluminensis- amor de hombre/oreja de gato/wandering jew. Las hojas para verdura o ensalada (muy soso)
- Oxalis- oca/vinagrera/sour grass. Los flores y los tallos para verdura adornar (muy agria)
- gorrión- House Sparrow
- pinzón- House finch
- tangara- Tanager
- pato real-Mallard
- ganso de Canadá- Canada Goose
- Gaviota- Gull
- halcón- Hawk
- Paloma de luto- Mourning Dove
- Paloma- Pigeon
- colibrí- Hummingbird
- Cuervo- Crow
- Mosquero de Agua- Phoebe
- sinsonte- Mocking Bird
#26 Rancho gordo grow + tasteoff
Rancho Gordo's arrived! Purchased 11/14 and delivered 2 weeks later 11/28/2021. 1 lb bags take up about 2.5 cups in a mason jar, so I found myself dusting off quart jars to hold them. I stuck their prep instructions in the jar, but it seemed to be pretty much the same back label on all of them-- soak for 2-6 hours to speed cooking time. There are a couple words about ideal use on the front wrapper, but in a pinch I could reference the website.
Decorative appeal- Since I store bulk items in mason jars in a clear glass cabinet, I would stock the Christmas Lima, yellow eye, and vaquero. Scarlet runners are pretty but do not have the same dark-light contrast that is easy to appreciate. Ayocote morado's are prettier than midnight black turtles, but I am not yet sure if the two are interchangeable for cooking, and I think a red kidney bean I could get at the grocery store is more striking. Yellowish green Mayocobas might look good in a jar soup mix (like Bob's redmill 13 bean soup) as a contrast against a darker bean. I don't yet have a sense for if they can be prepped the same way as other beans and what happens to their color when cooked in a mixed brew. I don't think Mayocobas look that different from a mung bean I could get in the grocery store for cheaper. Bloggers remarked Coronas were interesting because of their huge size, though the size contrast against the limas and runners wasn't enough to stop traffic if I were examining them on the shelf. That said, my grocery store doesn't stock any sort of huge lima-type bean, so Gordo might be my go-to for now.
Base taste test- my grocery stocks bulk black turtle beans from $1.59-$3.49/lb depending on if they are conventional or organically grown. So are these worth completely cutting over to mail order beans at double the price? My initial impression out of the can was the Gordo's looked dustier and smelled a bit more like manure. Not a great start, but maybe that's what reviewers mean by "they are so fresh!" Hypothetically, fresh beans shouldn't require much presoak time, so I dumped 150g of beans with 700g of water into the Instantpot for the default bean cook time of 30 mins and will compare each batch.Left side store beans, right side Gordo beans.
It seems that the grocery store beans "washed out" to more of a purple. Their broth also kept more of a cloudy purple cast. The Gordos stayed slightly darker black. Some of them had "exploded" out of their shells more. The broth stayed a darker color despite the beans also holding onto more color. Blind taster, DH feels grocery store beans were cooked more thoroughly and would vote for them.
Verdict: Sprouts black turtle beans > midnight black.
Experiment #2: taste test Royal Coronas with default preparation
This was an overnight soak, IP for 30 mins with a handful of salt, allow to sit on "keep warm" for a while (2:45 hrs). They did plump up a bit with the soak (top row vs dry bottom row). Perhaps not the doublish proportions that some youtube fans suggested."Experiment 5" Scarlet Runners soaked overnight, lighter salted than Christmas Limas, IP for 30 then about 1.5 hours of dwell time (12/15/21). Liking these. They plumped up well and have the same look cooked as the Christmas beans once the broth washes out the white. If they are easier to grow than Christmas, that would compensate for them looking pretty but a little less striking in the jar.
"Experiment" 7 Peruano (1/1/22) soaked these 16ish hours, lightly salted in IP for 30, then 90 mins of dwell time. They came out really mushy, but maybe that's ok for blending into a hummus-like dip? The grocery store stocks this type, so it wouldn't be high priority to grow it from seed.
Experiment 8: Sprout off (1/1/22) I put 10 of each type in a shallow tray of water to see if any would actually sprout. So far, I'm worried about the Coronas that rehydrate unevenly and split in 2.
Calculated germination. (1/9/22)2/6/22: the first group of sprouted beans I transplanted outside into the pretty deeply shady area north of the new garage without anything like thorough labeling. These seem to have largely pole habits based on the runners they almost all threw out. The challenge was this is on the dogs side of the fence and our dogs love snacking bean leaves, ideally while trying to make eye contact with you from an adjacent camping chair. I've put together a pretty rudimentary trellis, just some serpentined chicken wire I was too lazy to properly stake down. I also started sprouting more of the limas-- Christmas and Scarlet runner beans. These had a 100% germination rate this time. 6 or so of each went into small plant start containers. The remainders went into the flower beds with peas along the redwood fence (on the dog side still) as a thing to replace the peas the kid has been scrutinizing daily.
8/7/22: Scarlet runners seem to be the winner in the yard. I've got them along the driveway fence and in the box planters along grand dude's fence. Neither of these get reliable water, so I've been taking the spent dried beans they do produce and seeding them into non-germinating seed trays on the mister table to get more "land race" runners. I love the orange flowers and the colors of the seeds.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
#19 Create a Fairy Garden (in progress)
So I could technically call this done, but it doesn't "feel" done, it feels like I dipped my toes in with an easy-to-do project when my real ambition was to swim to the other side of the lake.
Prototype 1: My Fairy Garden Playset bday gift for kid. It was something crazy like $12. Now between Black Friday and Cyber Monday it is listed at $38. This got some modifications-- hubby drilled holes in the moat for drainage and I topped it up with potting soil since the peat cubes were not enough. I then reseeded it with Botanical Interests Fairy Meadow flower mix that was a prior gift to me from MIL. They seem to be doing OK, but need vigilant watering because the moat is so shallow it dries out very quickly. The solar panel is still turning the windmill a month and a half after kiddo's bday.
This plastic confection isn't exactly what I had in mind for fairy gardening. I'm more into the delightfully miniaturized ephemera of daily living strewn in surprising places around the garden to encourage more puttering out there.
Other ideas: polymer clay dough gnomes. Maybe one that looks deceptively strawberry-like to hide where they grow. Maybe one that looks like Ron Finley, gangsta gardener. We sat in on an airbnb experience he hosted pre-2020 and were amazed at his lunker sweet potatoes growing on the median. Ollas keep those going? Really? I also binge watched his Masterclass last week while super under the weather from a covid booster and difficulty sleeping. While I'm making a Ron minifig, why not some "homie gnomies" with LPS (local gang but also very close to a Finleyism of Let's Plant Shit). To be continued!
1/14/22: So I've made a Ron Finley gnome that is more super glue than clay. Giving him a ball head and tiny arms with no reinforcement meant things snapped too easily. He hung out in the peas by a divided aloe for a while until my kid took him to a food dessert (her Ruby's mac n cheese + fries to go box).
2/7/22: I made a Jesse Krebs. She is stubbier and even said she was "OK looking like a lump in the field" if that meant she wore roomier men's clothes she could stuff with insulation. I reinforced her neck area with blonde hair and a hat, kind of like those gnomes with beards and you only see their noses. I ran a needle and cordage through her hat. She has a weird habit of rocking back on her base and ending up in a supine position, but that was one of her big points in her survival class anyway-- chill out, don't burn energy panicking. Going to call that a bug not a feature.2/13/22: Inspiration for this was sparked by seeing a bee struggling to get out of our blue barrels of rainwater and wanting some sort of gnomish raft. Then I remembered the Moxie Marlinspike Hold Fast documentary about the anarchist yacht club and spent a date night rewatching that with rapid-to-buy-a-boat hubby.
This one was surprisingly easy to pull together. The ethic of borrowing/stealing little-used equipment and muddling through diy without the help of expensive ordained Experts put some wind in my metaphorical sails. The derelict plastic boat happened to have been abandoned on our shower floor. It hadn't moved positions for several days, so I don't think DD will much miss it. Like the real boat, it had routinely had a mildew problem and taking it apart to spray its hull with bleach so that my soul would hurt less watching DD sip bath water from its spout. I didn't borrow someone's dinghy crane to get the aluminum sail (a metal straw issued by DH's company to celebrate their Zoom-hosted pandemic Tikki holiday party). But I did need a demo from him on how to seat a drill bit in a drill and then find a girthier bit in the depths of the shed. The sail itself was a parachute for a cheap Valentine's day toy DD had quickly tangled into a hopeless knot and lost interest in. I tried to staple a little black anarchy flag in there for good measure as well. Moxie himself I fashioned out of 2 unraveled paper clips, after learning nothing happens to baked needles and thread with the Jesse gnome. He has a pretty ectomorphic build that seemed to work well with a metal skeleton. I put him in a pink bikini as per the documentary. I stuck a leftover bit of paper clip in his hand so he has the option to string a fishing line off it or club whatever dorado he happens to catch senseless. After baking, I glued on dog fur I had rolled into dreads and a scrap of worn ragged black shirt of my husband's. Pony tail elastic for belt and an old swim short shoelace waistband to keep him from tipping off the boat (I had also discovered with Jesse that polymer gnomes generally sink). I'd like to eventually pair him with Anne Bonny and Mary Read after a Neil Gaiman masterclass segment read his March Story and piqued my interest in female Caribbean pirates and because the Pestilence crew kinda had a similar lesbos feel to it without outright discussing the interpersonal dynamics of its members.
#3 Chocolate Scented Garden [In progress]
**This went in the Dec '21/Jan'22 Master Gardener internal newsletter**
Like Water for Chocolate
“Mommy can’t help with ice cream because… she’s growing
wider and wider?” quipped my three-year-old,
a spoon laden with its precious cargo of Baskin Robbins making another
precarious transit to the lower half of her face. True, my metabolism is not aging gracefully,
but with age, I’ve developed a deeper appreciation for my sense of smell. Perhaps I can take the edge off my sweet
tooth by surrounding myself with more chocolate-scented plants?
Oncidium- Sharry Baby. Shipped from an eBay seller twenty miles
north. Collectors suggest newbies buy
orchids “in spike” for the more immediate gratification. Perhaps the general reputation of orchids and
its price ($52!) drove me to be more attentive to it. Two and a half months in, my spike bloomed
into a delicious floral chocolate-vanilla cascade that wafts across my
southern-facing desk as the sun warms it in the morning. If I squint my nostrils, I could convince
myself this cuppa joe is actually mocha… but I find that I prefer the
complexity of the orchid’s own notes to a flat more decidedly chocolate
bottom-of-the-trick-or-treat-bucket smell and I like that it persists even
after I have drained my cup.
Akebia quinata and Akebia quinata Shirobana. Encouraged by my orchid success, I bought
purple and the more exotic white flowering chocolate vines from further afield in
Georgia off Etsy a few weeks later.
Their princely sum of $67 seemed unwarranted for their “invasive” status
in several midwestern states. While they
have survived their first repot, most sources list Akebia as hardy up to zone 8
or 9 and Santa Ana is a few clicks higher.
Akebia would flower in May through June, so perhaps it will still be a
manageable size to stand in as a fragrant houseplant and “overwinter” the
summer indoors despite its reputation for rampant growth. Sources
say the pods and their pulp are edible and akebia fruit is recognized in
northern Japan as a sign of autumn.
Berlandiera lyrata.
Chocolate Daisy is coming full circle for me. Two years ago, Gary’s approbation of the convincing
and pervasive scent of these in his newsletter sent me to Laguna Hills to smell
for myself. However, just as the buds
were on the verge of blooming, my daughter used her newfound mobility to
drunkenly stumble over to its pot and, with an attention to detail I wish she
would apply to Lego cleanup, removed every bud from the plant before my
questions could be answered. This time I
sprung for a seed packet from Baker Creek in hopes of avoiding repeat trips to
the nursery, my sticky-fingered daughter’s favorite place to shop.
Saturday, November 27, 2021
#20 Take an REI Orienteering Course
Sunday, October 3, 2021
12. BP to a "rustic" campground in Moro
Posted overview here:
Personal trip highlights:
Meeting some sex and the city aged ladies and their teen/preteen kids at the toilets by the parking lot and comparing notes on water carried. I felt 140 oz (1 full camelbak + 2 30 oz smart waters) was A LOT, but ended up drinking through 110 oz of it without much cooking and hardly peeing at all.
Dave said to bring him something back from the trail-- I found shiny new Kirkland sunglasses which solved the dilemmas of not wanting to take nature souvenirs out of the park, not wanting to feel pressure to capture the perfect moment on camera, and thinking I was the only one in here that didn't have shades on.
There was this crow that sat in a tree and did a weird percussive call with a rattle and a typewriter carriage return at the end of it a lot of the afternoon before the rest of the overnight BPers showed up.
I finished the Alan Watts book just at nightfall, but it was not a riveting read. His youtube lectures (verbatim) were much more accessible.
Watching sunset over the ocean and trying to figure out where the wedge was and whether Jens and crew were diving there. (It turns out they did corona del mar right before there was a big oil spill that closed all the beaches).
Helping some late arrivals find their campsite in the dark and marveling at how gone to pot my night vision has gotten. Is it getting old? Is it from eye strain of reading or the headlamp?
The cool breeze in East Cut on the hike down in the morning.
Following someone else's Altra footprints out of the campground. I think I might have seen some bunny prints (and an actual bunny).
***
Gear shakeout-- I worked out some of the backpack weight and posted it here.
I weighed the pack at 29.2 lbs, but was probably more like 30.6 because I carried my purse in.
This exercise was mostly academic because the water I carried in was 37% of my weight and I don't think I would have cut back on it.
I could cut 20% of weight (approx 6 lbs) without buying new stuff and knowing more about what to expect...
- 9% from tuning the sleep system (not so many stakes, skip the tarp, skip the pillow I was too lazy to reinflate when it went flat, use camp chair as sleeping pad instead of inflatable).
- 5% from leaving purse in car and just bringing keys + phone
- 3% from skipping cooking and just cold soaking.
- 2% from not packing quite so many snacks.
Plus the Squirt multitool I unlocked from completing this adventure weighs 56.4 grams vs. the 179 gram pocket knife I borrowed from Jens, so that nets me another 123 gram savings! :)
Sunday, September 19, 2021
#4 Mom-Mobile
This one was a long time coming with final stages that came together pretty quickly.
We had been operating as a single car family for a couple years at this point-- I had sold my minicooper relatively early in the home ownership adventure because street parking was a nightmare, it kept developing mysterious leaks the dealership couldn't diagnose but would happily charge for (later settled with a class action lawsuit), the tight 2 car garage/carriage house was full of previous owner junk and the diy home repairs required more elbow room to move anyway. Besides, we worked at the same place so sharing a commute and the carpool lane was win. Then we had the kid and our routes diverged, with a slight reprieve during the pandemic when DH was exclusively work from home. But as rumblings of office meetings began, and lobster season with its attendant diving itineraries loomed, we were having squabbles at increasing frequency about sharing the car. As the 13 month wait for a new garage and additional driveway parking wrapped up, we started to talk about what this mom-mobile would look like.
"Dude, if dino juice is on its way out, just get a Tesla..." "Aren't those like $40K? With a wait list? And the pick up is so ugly. I bet the stroller would never fit in their trunk... I was thinking of something more at the Tacoma's price point ($15K) since we're not even sure we'll *need* a second vehicle and our alternative at this point is the minor costs of the occasional uber or begging a carpool favor from a coworker."
A MIL raved about her friends who were serial RAV4 owners. It was a little more maneuverable than the Tacoma and had better gas mileage but shared Tacoma's reputation for rock solid low maintenance cost vehicles. I didn't want or need the towing capacity of the 4Runner that seemed to evoke appreciative "Tim the Toolman Taylor" grunts from DH. If he truly did splurge on a boat, it would probably be toward the end of the Tacoma's useful life and he could swap that. A few youtube car reviews later, I had widened the search to include CR-V's. A few trips through Craigslist later, we included Nissan Rogue which seemed to be on offer for a few $K less for similar specs.
Then we spent a date night at the Carmax. First a pitstop at a vegan Mexican joint, where DH grudgingly downed 1 taco and began googling what seemed like nosebleed-high prices of the used car market since our Tacoma purchase adventure. He concluded that our current ride may actually have appreciated in value since purchase, despite the increased age and mileage. After strolling the Carmax small SUV section of the lot, barely able to guess at the make of cars based on their hood decals, let alone the models, we narrowed our search down to 5 options. We were then paired with our salesperson, Carol, whose love for all things Japanese reminded me of my favorite entomologist lecturer, John Kabashima and my favorite nurseryman, Gary Matsuoka. I also was intrigued by the numerous Nissan Kicks on the lot and their striking facial resemblance to my old Mini. Carmax didn't want to disinfect more than 2 test drives, but did allow me to sit in 3.
Option 1: RAV4-- $24K for a 50K mileage and, we would learn, the only hybrid model in >100 miles (with Carol muttering about out of state registration fees before widening the search radius). I wasn't gung-ho on going electric for this particular purchase, but could see the wisdom of doing so Soon and figured the gassier options on Craigslist would probably handle the same, so a test drive would be instructive. Carol's daughter had been tempted by full electric RAVs but settled for a hybrid when warned that she might not be able to get home from her planned camping trip. Plus more trunk space than the full plug in.
Option 2: Rogue. Cockpit did not have as high quality of a finish and a PT Cruiser-esque feel of climbing into a mail truck and peering through portholes to check for blindspots. These drawbacks were not as pronounced on MIL's penultimate car, a Rogue which she had also recommended highly but ditched for a low mileage extended family car that came with a backup cam.
Option 3: Kicks. Better blindspot visibility than the Rogue and acceptable trunk space, but a quick search on the way back to the lobby revealed "Top X cars you should not buy..." largely because it was a new model and they hadn't quite worked the kinks out.
So we test drove the RAV4, setting off into the blinding sunset. The backup cam was a big help. It was so quiet, if perplexing as it swapped between battery and gas modes. I felt like I was in a Jetson's cartoon. It could take U-turns I would not attempt with the Tacoma.
We began rapid passenger seat research for the different types of hybrid-electric in the RAV line. RAV4 primes were all electric and possibly ideal for our use case of a few mile excursions from home with lots of urban mpg otherwise... but they came out last year and the inventory on any used car lot was nonexistent. Even if there were some, we probably wouldn't have been able to stomach the >$35K price points. The hybrids history extended back to '96, but it seemed there were 3 all gas RAVs for every hybrid listed. "Didn't you say that at some point Tesla had their tech sorted, but not auto manufacturing and they put Tesla engines in RAV4 bodies?"
This sparked DH into an evening of research, uncovering a RAV4 EV fan forum and some legit service dealership outside of San Diego. Working the math on how far it could go on a full charge, he took a field trip to a dealership 20 miles past MIL's pool (where DD spends Saturdays honing her swimming technique). A $19K line of credit from MIL later (our bank had just closed), she drives off the lot with a 2014 RAV EV with only 25K miles on it. "This is probably a terrible idea..." "It's a great story, only 3,000 in existence, a budget Tesla that actually fits our use case. This is a fun adventure." But we've learned that the drive unit is the thing most likely to fail (not the battery) and that we can buy a $5K Toyota warranty to cover it. We came back for it the next day, super charged up to 88 miles. I had some anxiety about our 40 mile trip home, heightened by the extra cup of coffee MIL and my reluctance to use the AC. But coasting downhill out of the mountains and quasi-drafting off DH's Tacoma, the trip only consumed about 26 miles of range.
#13 SUP Kayak from NAC to Dunes
This turned out to be a lot easier than planned. I rented an aircraft carrier SUP from Newport Aquatic Center at $20/hour. Outside of an initial disembark facing backwards and wondering why it was so difficult to maneuver, it was pretty smooth sailing. DH and DD caught up with me in their kayak. They let me get a headstart for home while they played on the Newport Dunes playground. I missed their rescue of an older couple who had capsized a Pirate Coast kayak on the way back. They also snagged a sea-chilled White Claw* for their efforts.
I think our friend's inflatable SUP which I had briefly borrowed on an earlier trip had me worried that there would be more of a maintaining one's balance learning curve. I also concluded that acquiring a SUP wasn't high on my wish list, even if it had cool modifications like being able to convert into a kayak. I would only really be interested in kayaking with it. At that point, why don't we just get a multiseat kayak for family trips/adventure racing? Plus DH thinks he can fit 2 kayaks of the same spec on the roof of the Tacoma without needing to do much besides get a longer tie down nylon. It also had me less amped to join the very desperate housewives of OC-esque Fit4Mom group on their periodic Mom's night SUPing parties. At any rate, doing it once was $20 well spent. I earmarked this as unlocking Patagonia Baggies swimshorts, though they are out of stock on all but the most loud colors on their website at the minute.
*I am contemplating adding a White Claw in the Wild scavenger hunt as this was also the beverage DH and our SUP-loaning friends uncovered while setting up a top rope at our Joshua Tree campsite a few months ago...
Sunday, August 15, 2021
Spaceship Earth
Selected from Delta's seatback entertainment a documentary called Spaceship Earth about Biosphere 2. I had wondered why there hadn't been more data released on this project and this helped explain the dynamic.
What is going on with the funding of this project coming from a family who made their money in oil? When they have a quote from the ex-Goldman new leader Bannon talking about the opportunities of "carbon enriched" atmosphere and I'm not at all surprised this guy went on to be involved with problematic ventures like Cambridge Analytica and Breitbart news.
The emphasis on theater (improv?) first struck me as bizarre and cultish at first, but I could see how the idea of "yes, and..." coupled with a beginner's mind might be great for figuring out complex interdisciplinary projects if the alternative is to get domain experts in the room who are mostly focused on defending their ego. What if we took this idea of life being an act further? Similar to the Musk and other tech visionaries entertaining the Matrix-like idea that life is just a simulation. Would that free us up to make more mistakes and try more things?
Roy Walford struck me as a tragicomic character. It seems like he was onto something with caloric restriction and longevity, but to make these claims in his 60's about having half a life left just seemed like hubris. Then to die less than 2 decades later. I was annoyed by how much weight lifting he was doing while also seeming not to want to do the actual manual labor needed to feed the crew of the biosphere.
Bananas and whole foods plant based diets struck home. How crazy the adjustment to minimal refined sugar and even carbs must have been for these folks. They had animals, but it didn't seem like they would be able to eat them in any meaningful quantities. I wish they had talked more about that, about the "anecdata" they recalled even if their collected data had been lost in the leadership transition.
Up, up, and Away purchase post mortem
The pop up kids consignment sale from the town over relaunched as online with curbside pickup a few weeks ago. I remember one of the sales of days past inspecting a half dozen huge plastic outdoor play centers with huge mark downs. We got a wheeled cart for $8 that kept the kid occupied for hours and saved our backs. So I splurged for a $20 early access pass that let me shop on Sunday when I wasn't 100% on point for keeping the kid safe. It wasn't worth the early access, but it was still interesting.
My general observations were that no meaningfully large equipment was posted this time around. The prices for larger play furniture weren't marked down that much from brand new, for instance, I could get a brand new playhouse kit on Amazon for a little over $200 or pay $180 for one at the swap that wasn't quite what I wanted an might have all sorts of undocumented distressing. I discovered I overbought in terms of volume because I couldn't really picture all of this stuff physically when it was in my digital cart. I also found I spent more time browsing online than I would have allowed for just walking the store and heading to check out. The check out process itself was time consuming and took about 20 minutes of waiting in line for the volunteers to figure out protocol.
Here is an itemized post mortem
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So yeah, if I were doing this over again with hindsight, I would have grabbed the skyway and rash guard and called it a day.